Russian Potato Farming on Mars: The Video Game
There are only two guarantees when it comes to Russians:
- They are coming, they always have been coming, and will forever be coming in the future. Why? Who knows. Perhaps Joe Biden upset them back in teenage years, when he failed to save the Tzar Nicholas II.
- Wherever they go, tragedy befalls them.
Also, they either love potatoes or at least are forced to tolerate them. Rumor has it that potatoes are the only plant that grows reliably in Russia, but the source of that information has been known to…