Bible University — Is it Good?

Nope. It’s not. It’s a shoddy WordPress date where a nobody in Nigeria claims to have 12 PhDs, 200 books, 19 Nobel Prizes and some other awards. He probably wrote the Bible himself too but is too humble to say so.

Bible University accepted Scruffy Kat into a Doctoral level degree in Christian Counseling. Apparently her C in Advanced Litterbox was forgivable. Scruffy really turned it around after a poor first term.

Ohhh.. this school was founded by a celebrity. Well, a very niche celebrity. If you know about obscure WordPress Bible college hustles, you’ve probably seen our boy Mitch. How’d the Nigerian pastor get involved though? Is Mitch only a social construct for yahoo purposes?

Our boy Mitch seems more like the type to try to break Derek Chauvin’s record than walk with Christ. Or he truly is just a fascade.